After a fabulous month in Las Vegas, what I really needed on my return home was someone to remind me just how great Stoke really is.
The Big Brother Twins didn't quite manage it in this clip. Actually it's two clips slapped together - I only just figured out how to do that, but I'll be amazed if you can tell! They're talking to Liam about ideal places to go on a date. I think it's Sam that's doing the talking, but it doesn't really matter, let's face it.
Transcript, because I know you probably can't be bothered to play the clip, even though it's only eleven seconds long:
Liam: What your ideal date would be is to go and just scrounge drinks off everybody all night.
Twin: No, we'd go Alton Towers.
(Did you spot the splice?)
Twin: If we wanted to go anywhere it would take like an hour or whatever to get somewhere good, right?
They've deffo put Stoke on the map alright. To find it, use a pair of compasses set to roughly the distance you can travel in an hour, stick the pin somewhere good and draw an arc. Repeat.
Where the arcs cross, that's home.
