The Lucky Donut

It's been five weeks since I played online poker, and I'd missed those sweet green clubs and blue diamonds so much.

Not to mention the "so sick" suckouts on PokerStars that conspiracy theorists love so much.  Of course it's rigged.  They're watching you too.

In my first sit-and-go back (actually I played six at a time, but it was top left on my screen as well as the first one where I had a hand of note) I ran my pocket kings into pocket queens, getting it all in on a low paired board, with an inevitable queen on the river.

Down to 75 chips, I doubled up thanks to not really paying attention to my stack size (I limped for two thirds of my stack with JT, then got pot-committed before sucking out) then cracked aces myself with JJ and several miracles later ended up finishing in second place.

I'd forgotten how random this turbo poker malarky was.

I'm pretty out of practice at multi-tabling too and when I played 6 steps at the same time and ended up going deep in 5 of them, all hell broke loose.

I had pocked jacks somewhere, but somehow hit the "raise" button on a different table.

I've cried bullshit at being on the other end of a hand like this many times in the past.  Now it was my turn.

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8 3
1 fold, MP1 raises to 300.00, 2 folds, Button raises to 1870.00 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls 1094.00 (All-In), 1 fold

Flop: (2863.00) 9 4 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: (2863.00) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (2863.00) 7 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: 2863.00 | Rake: 0.00

Button had A K (highest card, Ace)
Hero had 8 3 (one pair, eights)
Outcome: Hero won 2863.00