Paradise spammed

Claire got this email from Paradise Poker trying to tempt her back to play, which almost certainly won't work unless they bin the horrible Boss Media network and reinstate their kitchy old software with food and drink at the table and flaming cards when you hit a high hand.

Personal greeting - fail.  The broken images are a nice touch too.  Good effort.

Still, at least they want her back I guess.  I haven't had a sausage.