Here’s my tip: use someone else’s money.
BedFred just waved a free £5 bet in my face. It’s really rude to say no to such things.
I don’t know the first thing about football these days. In fact, I think the last game I watched was probably the last time England played in the World Cup.
So, here’s how I’ve almost certainly managed to turn a massively +EV proposition (taking someone else’s fiver) into the least profitable play possible (stupid accumulator based on guesswork). I just clicked around a bit until it looked like there would be something worth cashing out.
I don’t feel quite so clueless after seeing things like this though. Matt Goss and international football on a boat. Just one of a million things that makes Vegas great. But they could at least try to find out a little about which team the USA is actually playing…
Caesars did quickly correct this in their next post. And then went on to brag that in addition to Guinness the 9am drinking party would feature such other speciality English beers as Kilkenny, Harp and Smithwick’s.
So grab a lucky shamrock and cheer for O’England!
And come on whoever the fuck else I picked above too…