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SportingBet PLC announced this week that Paradise Poker is to be made redundant, and their players be swallowed up by a SportingBet branded poker client on the Boss network. Although I haven’t played at Paradise for a while – in fact I can’t actually remember the last time I did – I will always have a soft spot for it. It’s here that my screen name originated, after all. One of Paradise’s gadgets is the ability to virtually order food and drink from a menu, and then a few seconds later it appears on the side table next to your avatar. It’s a great way to create superstitions. Maybe you do always get your aces cracked if you have food on the table. That guy is drinking a martini, he must be bluffing. You can’t call for a new dealer or new cards try to turn things around, but you can order a new drink. I always used to sit down and order donuts. I felt it was lucky. Mmmm, donuts.
Paradise was also the online poker site that was endorsed, albeit briefly, by reigning EPT London champion Victoria Coren, although in all the photos I’ve found she’s actually wearing PokerStars gear. However, I don’t need any more excuse than that to put a stolen photo of her here. Mmmm, Vicky.
In other swallowings this week, details of Harrah’s takeover of Barbary Coast were announced. An article in the Review Journal says the new name will be "Bill’s Gamblin Hall and Saloon". Clearly a typo, but I’m hoping its a missin’ apostrophe, rather than a missing G. It’s named after Bill Harrah, founder of the corporation that’s slowly eliminating all competition on the Las Vegas Strip, and not Bill Boyd, chairman of the corporation that bought Coast Casinos in 2004 to eliminate their competition in the locals market. This isn’t going to be a major rebranding – after all, it’s must only be a matter of time before Harrah’s pull it down – so I don’t expect much will change apart from the dreadful new name. Mmmm, Big Elvis. Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. A bit of sunshine for this snowy day – I got confirmation of our house for this summer in Las Vegas. I’m pretty sure this is it – Google Earth showed the address at the same house without a pool, but this version from Live.com looks a bit more up to date. If not, it’s one across the street.
It’s the South side of the valley this year; last year it was Henderson and before that Summerlin. Only North Las Vegas to go to complete the collection. I can’t really explain why the thought of that scares me so much, but it does. Our nearest casino will be the Silverton (1.96 miles), but I can’t see us going there a whole lot. Hootie and the Blowfish and the Bass Pro Shop don’t really do it for me, but they do have a must-see interactive fish feeding show in their giant aquarium (home to 4000 tropical fish, so the web site says, and why would it lie?). The next closest is The Orleans (3.60 miles) and the first stop on the strip is Mandalay Bay (3.81 miles). Downtown Las Vegas is just under ten miles away – 18 minutes to drive, I’m told. My version of Streets and Trips isn’t new enough to know about South Point, but that’s a casino with no redeeming features at all. Apart from the equestrian center (currently home to the Home Improvement and Backyard Living Expo, which doesn’t seem to be much to do with horses at all) it’s just a copy of The Orleans but cleverly omitting all of the style. Three hundred and eighteen days until we leave for Chrismas in Vegas 2007 🙂 Couldn’t resist it when I saw BMI flights available for just over £500 each including taxes. Did you know that the tax when you fly from the UK is about £130, but for the return leg it’s only US$75. They don’t tell you this of course, unless you try to book only a one way flight from the USA. I don’t know if this is just for Las Vegas or the whole of the USA, but maybe the slot machines at the terminal help to subsidise the airport taxes. I’d found this out because I was fiddling with all kinds of ways to try and spend some Diamond Club miles. Getting a comped flight for the summer (T-164, still way too long) was a miracle in retrospect. I don’t think it will ever happen again. There was almost a perfect deal for the Easter holiday 1st-12th April, but although it showed two seats available on the web site, there was only one when I called to try and book it. I got way too excited, and will know better next time. Would have been business class too. Then there was some convoluted combination of miles and cash to get two flights out on 27th Dec, but buying a return ticket separately. Came to about £1200 all together and virtually all our miles would be used up. That return leg for US$925 was a premium economy ticket, and much cheaper than any regular economy ticket going, but I don’t think airline pricing was ever meant to be understood though, was it? So with the tickets I just bought, we get four days extra for two hundred quid less… no decision at all really! In other news, it’s snowing. Headline news that is. My train was cancelled and Claire is back from school already. Some trains were cancelled and some schools announced to be closed yesterday evening, on the strength of a weather forecast only. It didn’t start snowing until about 7am here. They got it right as it happens, but really… aren’t we a pathetic nation? The Sky News headline just about sums it up:
I’ve added a music player feature to my blog, based on a similar plugin for WordPress by 1pixelout. If I hadn’t hacked it quite so horribly I might consider releasing the code for other Serendipity users, but it’s really that bad. It’s because of the need to give the players individual sequence numbers if there’s more than one on a page, if anybody cares in the least. It works, as you’ll see, but it’s not my finest work by a long way. Music is the one feature of MySpace I actually wanted, but I promise I won’t set it to start playing as soon as you load the page, then never change the song for months on end. I was thinking I’d use this to add the odd musical accompaniment to my posts. Not so, it seems, because the first audio I’ve come to post is actually a clip from a podcast. Five Hundy By Midnight is one of the few podcasts I actually manage to keep up to date with, from the gazillions I’m subscribed to. iTunes is telling me I have over 400 shows to listen to right now – maybe I should be a little more disciplined. This clip might not be the very best advert for FHBM in the world ever; it’s pretty much random even for a ten second teaser (I’ve not asked permission to post this, and keeping it short obviously makes it much less an infringement of copyright) but it does feature my new favourite phrase and a laugh at Celine Dion’s expense. Sweet. Go ahead and hit the play button. Twice if you have Internet Explorer. Then you can make an informed decision to subscribe to their show. Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. They’re talking about the cock up and subsequent pass-the-bucket-i’m-gonna-hurl statement by Harrah’s exec Jan Jones about the alleged high rolling antics of Celine Dion’s husband, Rene Angelil in an interview with the Observer. In fact, now that Harrah’s have put the record straight, we know that Rene is not millions in the hole, but he is in fact about even. Google doesn’t really find much for "Celine shit fit meltdown". I’m hoping I’ll be the first to bag that juicy traffic now… Hey Tim, Michele – if you actually get any hits from this (which is unlikely, let’s be honest) give me a shout OK? Or sue me, your call. 🙂 The Magic Numbers do Kate Bush. This is a big ask, because you need a good ten minutes to appreciate it. But I’ve not heard a cover version that’s made me tingle so much since I first heard Orbital do the Doctor Who theme. And this is nothing like that. http://www.fabchannel.com/the_magic_numbers Track 12, "Slow Down". Half way through, they wander off into another song. If I’ve not overhyped it already, sit back and enjoy. In a few hours time, hundreds of millions of people around the world will be starting to watch the Super Bowl. Or, like me, they’ll be setting Sky+ and bunking off work in the morning to watch it.
You won’t see it called the Super Bowl in any of those despicable houses of sin in Las Vegas. It’ll be the Big Game, Super Sunday or the Pro Football Championship. Despite being arguably the most well known sporting event in the world, it’s still a trademark after all, and the NFL says no. You can bet $110 to win $100 on who will win the coin toss, in what is one of the few genuine even-money shots in sports betting, but it is also one of the worst bets in the casino. Obviously it’s a sports bet because you’re backing the team and not heads or tails. Be sure to shop around if you cant wait for the first snap to get into the action. Paddy Power are offering these at a dreadful -120 (win $100 or lose $120 – any bet on double zero roulette is nearly five times better!) whereas Bodog has it for a (relatively) healthy -105. Among the exotic (or, if you prefer, sucker) bets, you might fancy overtime to be decided by a safety. A whopping 80-1 for that. Has it ever happened? Actually yes, but only twice ever. If it even happened once a season, 80-1 would be way short. Pinnacle offers odds on "Will there be a score in first 6:27 of game?". How very precise. Sporting Index is, as usual, leading candidate for best-named market. It’s a close one, between "Interceptasaurus Rex" and "All You Need Is Lovie". They’re also taking action on how long the sixty-minute game actually lasts. The spread is 225-230 minutes. With an 11.25pm kickoff, that makes your ETA to bed about 3.10am for anyone in the UK that’s thinking of staying up to watch it all. Although Jerry’s Nugget wouldn’t be anywhere on my list of places to watch a football game in Vegas, they do have one of the best Big Game ads ever.
As I was working in London yesterday and it was somehow easier and cheaper to stay the night and get a train back saturday morning, I decided to take a look at how Gutshot was doing after the court case, and take my first crack at the cash tables there. Something I decided I had to do before it’s too late, if there’s any chance the club won’t survive much longer. It took me a good half an hour to get a seat. I was third on the list for the £25-£50 game (that’s the range of allowable buy-ins, not the blinds) and I saw about three hundred people come up the stairs whilst I was waiting but never heard a seat called. Turns out the waiting list doesn’t actually mean a whole lot, and the more practical way to get into a game is to ask one of your mates already at a table to throw a chip at a seat as soon as somebody leaves, and then it’s OK to jump the queue. The tournament arena in the building next door has been closed down – a real shame – so space is at a premium. The new arrangement is for cash tables to run around the clock (as late as the players want to stay) and tournaments go upstairs in the bar area on circular self-dealt tables. I’d only played in the "old" club a couple of times before, and once was a £5 pack-em-in-get-em-out rebuy, which was horrible. Rebuy tournaments are off the menu now, on account of the new "donation" policy. Since Derek Kelly was found guilty of charging a levy on gambling activities, the club runs rake-free and any money you wish to contribute towards the facilities when you play is optional. For freezeout tournaments, the suggested donation is be ten percent of the buy-in, just like the old registration fee. In rebuys they used to take a percentage out of the pot instead, so the easiest thing was just to stop them. In the case of the £25-50 game, the suggested donation was £3 every hour. A somewhat bizarre way to collect a very reasonable (it’s that phrase again) service charge. I only saw one person opt out all night, and he didn’t get any grief about it from the players or staff. But he did have aces cracked brutally in a large pot and then steam off another couple of buy-ins before leaving. Funny how things turn out. Although the hourly charge is decent, tipping the dealers was also expected. It’s illegal in a casino, but perfectly fine in an illegal card room. Half the dealers working were there for tips only, which wasn’t a bad gig really (I’d love to do it!) but they only got to work one hour on, one hour off which slices your pay in half and leaves you hanging around in the bar for long stretches. You have to sign a sheet of paper to say that you agree to make the voluntary donations, and the very presence of paper on the table let to an outbreak of players attempting to remember the fantastic paper folding skills they had when they were younger. One guy did manage to construct a paper cube, then wrote "fold", "call", "raise" and "re-raise" on four of the sides. The other two sides stayed blank, depsite calls for "trap check" and "check-raise" to be added from players who hadn’t quite thought it through. Of course I managed to get involved in the first hand where he decided to use this. With a straddle and 3 callers, I find AJs in the blind and raise the pot to £10. The dice’s creator rolls a "fold" and throws his cards away. The next player rolls a "call", chuckles and throws in another £8. The next player throws a "re-raise" and bets the pot. £36 more to me, and what can I do? I could push for the remaining £70-odd I have left. However I doubt I can make him fold anything now, and I’m either slightly ahead or way behind. Do I believe he really just did what the dice said? Or I can call and play out of position against two players, with not enough left to make a pot-sized bet, so I have to hit the flop. Is folding here mandatory, or just weak? I folded, he showed 9Ts and I started plotting to destroy the dice the next time it came near me. The players were pretty solid on the whole, but I did manage to spot some value in this game – mostly it’s the habitual straddlers that provide it. There were usually four of five straddles each round. The dealers encouraged it with cries of "small blind £1, big blind £1… its £2 if you want to straddle". Obviously bigger pots mean bigger tips, so who can blame them. But straddling is one of the worst moves in poker. You’re paying a big premium to see a flop with random cards out of position, and I figured that having £10 of almost dead money in the middle for every £2 I paid in blinds was a pretty good deal. Anyway, the result of my six and a half hour session was an overall profit of £17. Which is not a great hourly rate, but at least it’s profit. Although this really sounds more impressive than it actually was. I only stopped from going bust, in for £120, after I got a three-way all in with QQ against KK and AT, and hit the miracle queen on the flop. I’m back down on Thursday, think I’ll try again! Seeing as it looks like FX isn’t going to show Poker Dome again for another month, and I have no idea when my heat is going to be on TV, I’m just going to go ahead and do this from memory. Without the aid of any screencaps of me sweating lots and looking like a nervous buffoon. *** Spoiler alert *** If for some reason you do actually want to watch the show with some degree of suspense, do not read on. *** Length alert *** Sorry, longest blog post ever. Promise it won’t happen again. For busy people: I was 4th. For what is probably the most high-tech show on TV, the seat draw was decidedly low-tech. At the Friday night players’ dinner at The Palm, after enjoying a delicious Filet Mignon (I couldn’t help checking the menu: it’s a $38 steak, and we had a private room and three other courses) I got to pick first from six books of matches, each with a number one to six written under the flap. Seating: (I don’t know whether to be pleased with my Google skillz that I managed to find the obscure link to Tom, or upset that I couldn’t find anything at all for Chad). The limo bus dropped us downtown at just about the only unit still in use at Neonopolis at just before 1pm. The show started at 6pm but in the meantime we had to go through "poker school", where we were taught how to play speed poker. It’s not just a little bit faster – you also have to announce every move you make, always stack your chips neatly (splashing is strictly forbidden), and learn to never, ever block the little camera. Then we had a bit of a rehearsal where I managed to stack Steve after calling a raise with 24o and flopping 2 pair. For what it’s worth. He was playing his hand blind and got his chips back anyway. We all got to press the time extension button and make the lights go mental for thirty seconds. I’m still a bit disappointed that I never did this during the show itself, but there was never a decision that I really needed that long to make, or a situation where I had to convince someone my decision was harder than it actually was. The latter is how I’d hoped I’d be using it. The set really is very cool, and the music is not as annoying as you’d think really. With all the commercial breaks there’s plenty of silence to break it up. The droning music helps hide for the fact the dome is not perfectly soundproof; you can’t hear much without it but you can’t hear anything when it’s going. I did expect the audience to be completely blocked from view when the lights were down – in fact you can see the outline of the first few rows. It would actually be possible to signal to a player if you really wanted to, but it would be very obvious, and probably followed by a swift ejection for all concerned. We filmed some headshots in the dome (this will be what they use to project my face onto a casino in the opening sequence) and some extremely tacky thumbs-up shots. The film you see of the players getting fitted with heart monitors and being scanned for cellphones is bullshit though. Sorry, I mean that’s the magic of television. It’s recorded separately; I got scanned by a wand that wasn’t turned on on camera, but we did actually all get searched properly before going onto the set, and dark glasses were given particular scrutiny. I did take some shades, but you won’t see them. Probably nobody will ever see them. They were even worse than the tie I wore, which people kept telling me they liked. I always replied that I didn’t believe them. Why would they like it? It’s awful. Simply the fact that it had glitter on should have been a big enough clue that I wasn’t serious, surely? Walking back from the fake security check we meet Michael Konik, who has amazingly managed to write two Vegas books that I don’t have. They actually might be the only two. Of course I didn’t mention this. The button is in seat 1, making me first to act on the first hand. Matt Savage tells me that I have a very special role to play, giving the commentators enough time to explain how the timer works. I must not, under any circumstances, do anything in the first ten seconds. I have some kind of garbage, probably four-something as it felt like every hand I had for the first hour had a four in it, and I wait an age before making an easy fold. Has to be said, because I’ll look like a moron who’s just going for the screen time. Matt Savage is very modest, by the way. He reminded us not to forget to go see Lucky You when it’s released in March. I already know the answer, but I asked anyway. "Are you in it?". "Yeah", he replied, "it stars Drew Barrymore, Matt Savage, Eric Bana and Robert Duvall". Second on the bill, apparently. See his illustrious movie career unfold here. So anyway, onto the hands I did play. I can remember eight of note: 1. My first button. I have 22 and it’s folded to me. I raise the pot and Trey or Tom calls from one of the blinds. I don’t remember who, or what the flop was, but there was a bet and I had to let the hand go. I do remember the sudden tightening of the heart rate monitor as soon as he made the call, and the realisation that… bloody hell we only have 50 chips, I can only do that a couple more times. 2. I have pocket 8s and am first to act. I raise the pot. Only Chad calls from the big blind, and he donk-bets a KK9 flop. With deeper stacks (and less sweaty hands) I’m popping him back, but I don’t have enough chips to test him, nor the balls to make a big move with an underpair here this early in the game. There’s plenty of hands that he’s already beating me with here, and I’m only just better than 60% to make it to showdown if he only has overcards. Good bet, I fold. 3. I fold my third pocket pair, this time jacks and this time pre-flop. Trey raises and Tom immiediately re-raises. It’s folded to me in the big blind, and I can (a) commit my stack right now, (b) call and play a mediocre hand out of position (assuming Trey doesn’t re-raise) or (c) get out of the way. Plan C looks like the best option by a mile, but I can’t help wondering whether I just have to bite the bullet and go for it there. We’ve been going maybe twenty minutes now, so there’s not much time left. I made it known that I’d folded JJ and asked Tom if he had me beat. He wasn’t able to play it cool convincingly, so I was a little happier. 4. I have ace-something suited on the big blind. Blinds are 1k/2k and Steve raises to 7k from the cut-off. It was either ATs or A8s, I don’t remember for sure, because in my head it was much stronger than that. I reraise another 10k and Steve shows he has been paying attention by giving it up. This was just about the last chance I would have had to pull a re-steal without moving all-in, it seemed like a good spot and so I took it. I still don’t know what he had – I was probably ahead anyway, but if I did make him fold a better hand then I’ll be having a screencap for my windows wallpaper! 5. Tom is a min-raising scumbag on my big blind, and it’s not the first time he’s made that bet. I make an almost compulsory (read: spite) call for 4k more with 64s. I figure he doesn’t have any of my outs, at least. All kinds of uneventful things can happen, but the board brings a massive scare: AKJ. It’s my turn to lead the flop, and then beat myself up when he re-raises – the minimum again just to add insult to injury. I’m still not sure if this was a move I had to try, or whether I was just throwing good chips after bad. I can get him to fold TT or lower here and probably QQ, and QQ or TT alone is more likely than a set with that board, but what’s his range for the good old minimum raise? I don’t know yet. 6. Desparation sets in. Chad has been eliminated. Everyone folds to Carl on the button, who decides to let me fight it out with Trey. My Jd4d is irrelevant with 6k up for grabs and less than 20k left. I ignore the warnings in poker school about not moving all in when you have more than the pot and let the guys backstage figure out just how much I’m allowed to raise. I get 4k back, Trey calls, and my future looks somewhat gloomy. The flop brings a queen and two diamonds, and I then proceed to suck out on Trey’s Q9. 7. Trey is the desparate one now and moves all in (or close to it) first to act. I have QQ, he has AQ, my hand holds up and and for a brief moment I’m alive again whilst Trey gets escored from the stage on the arm of one of the "chip girls". 8. Of course, I bust myself even before Trey has left the set. We share an exit interview with Leeann Tweeden, who I later learn is actually a respected sports analyst and not just a pair of jugs to host the show. I have AQs on the small blind, Carl raises from the button and I get it all in against, of course, AK. Carl goes on to win, showing almost no emotion in the process. He probably agrees with the 2+2 sycophants that there was never any contest. This makes no sense at all. I’ve cashed out. — Dear luckydonut, Thank you for contacting us. We deeply apologize for the inconvenience; however, in order for us to assist you further on your deposit issue you must open a new account under a different username. 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