The radio had been washing over me all day and I hadn’t really been paying attention until I heard the sound of dice.
Radio 1 DJ Greg James was doing a puntastic feature called "Dice Another Day" where he was going to throw the bones to determine which Madonna song to play from a list of 12 possibilities.
Two dice make just about the worst random number generator you could come up with to pick a number between 1 and 12 and I have to admit I was shouting at the radio for quite a while about how wrong this was, while also inwardly cheering for him to roll Vogue the hard way.
What can I say? It gets lonely working from home sometimes, and it’s quite likely that I’ve played too much craps. If that’s actually possible.
At least he realised part of the problem eventually, at 0:59 in this clip: "I’m guessing it’s not going to be number 1".
Something I’m sure Madonna was delighted to hear a Radio 1 DJ say about her new album.
But, in context, good guess, imo.