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Poker Jokes in GTA IV

The very first mission on Grand Theft Auto 4 begins with you having to drive your cousin to a back room poker game.

Because I’m crap I had to tackle this mission twice, but that did mean that I heard two different versions of the conversation between the Bellic boys as they drove around Liberty City.

Both times I was treated to an extremely clever poker joke.  I wish I could play this mission over and over again to see if there are any other gems I’ve missed.

This may not be 100% accurate as I’m doing it from memory, but the dialogue is so good it’s hard to forget.

First time:

Roman: "You know why they call me The Janitor?  It’s because I always clean up".

Fantastic.

Second time:

Roman: "I read this book called May Contain Nuts.  It’s about how you have to convince the other guy that you have the nuts in your hand".

Nico: "If you have his nuts in your hand, wouldn’t he already know?"

Just sheer genius.

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